AIR HEAD MAIL
About a month ago, I was writing out checks to pay our monthly bills and after I completed my work, and sealed the envelopes I then mailed them. Two days later the electric bill that I had paid came back in our mailbox. And I thought, who was the bimbo mail carrier who did this, so I mailed it again. Two days later, it came back to our mailbox again. Well by then I was convinced that the mail carrier was retarded and I started to call the post office and talk to them about it when my loving and devoted wife informed me that the reason why the electric bill was coming back to our own mail box was because I had mailed the electric bill to "myself". Turns out that I was the Bimbo. I know that's difficult for you to believe about me since my "halo" shines so bright, but occasionally I do make a mistake or two!